- Who would win in a fight
- Who would be a better roommate
- Who’s better in bed
- Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate
- Whose shoulder I’d cry on
- Who would make a better parent
- Who I’d rather date
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
- <p dir=ltr> Bro: I wanna be a DJ when I grow up. <br>
- Mom: What DJ do you know you have to stay at the radio station when people are asleep and talking to yourself and the lonely ones who can't sleep and play music at midnight. You'll be an owl.<br>
- Bro: I wanna be a DJ like David Guetta Calvin Harris Avicii Zedd Afrojack Redfoo..<br>
- Mom: Who are they? <br>
- Bro: My ambition. </p>
The person who’s actually worth your tears won’t make you cry."